totally legit Plant lab
We chose the Piranha Plant from the Mario franchise as our control to test for medicinal chemicals. We didn't find many things in it but we did find a stash of flaming meatballs, and half digested past-Mario lives. This procedure was very dangerous and a few of my assistants lost their limbs.
confusion... conclusion
We couldn't resolve the arising problems and answers from the results due to overloaded confusion regarding the whereabouts of a real biologist teacher that can actually give information without constant stupidity [IE: regarding the question: "what is a cell?" - Can you please go further in depth? - Answer: That is not my area of expertise!] And so on.